just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order to coerce them into being decent human beings 2k14.
Dude I totally thought Dalmatians were french
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
this post is gross and cissexist :/
Hey guys!! I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for reaching 1k so here it is!!!
*NOTE*: ALL of these socks have been worn very little and are practically new.
What you will receive:
- a pair of spooky halloween crew socks
- a pair of super super warm and fuzzy crew socks
- a pair of spacey knee socks
- a pair of cat knee socks
- A handwritten note by me!!
- Maybe a few other little things~
- Must be following me (this is for my followers)
- Must have your askbox OPEN
- Must be willing/have PERMISSION to give out your address (i will not be responsible for angry parents)
- If you do not respond within three days if you are chosen, I will pick another winner
- likes do not count (but are ok for bookmarking!)
- NO giveaway blogs (thats just rude tbh)
- All socks are one size
- Will ship internationally
- will be using a random generator (i do not play faves sorry)
Ends October 31st, Halloween!
If this reaches 1,000 notes, I will add possibly another pair of socks or something just as neat!!!
Feel free to ask questions!!! good luck!! :^)
I AM EXTENDING THE DATE TO NOVEMBER 5TH!!
i am adding more socks just because!
you can pick three pairs of socks (including tights!) from Oasap.com!
I will ship these right to the address you provide! just fanmail/message me the ones you want
good luck and happy shopping!!!
Artist: Twenty One Pilots
Album: Twenty One Pilots
but now I’m here to give you words as tools that can destroy my heart
Frida Kahlo photographed by Nickolas Muray (via)
"They thought I was a Surrealist, but I wasn’t. I never painted dreams. I painted my own reality."
- Mbf me (eww what a loser, I know)
- Check out and follow(?) my botm
- Reblogs only (Likes are cool but don’t count)
- Must get to at least 30 notes
- This ends Monday October 13th
- Best url (Halloween and non-Halloween related)
- Best theme (Halloween and non-Halloween related)
- Best icon (Halloween and non-Halloween related)
- Best posts
- best edits
- rad mutuals
Now start reblogging! Good luck and Happy Halloween!
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13